Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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