is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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