after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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