Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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