Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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