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(248): View more from Michigan

dats a huuuuuge bitch!

(773): View more from Illinois

who is this????

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(315): View more from New York

I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(925): View more from California

After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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(904): View more from Florida

I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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(916): View more from California

Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice

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(641): View more from Iowa

No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..

(563): View more from Iowa

How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them

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