i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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