What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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