That's intense
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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