glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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