I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize