My sheets look like a crime scene.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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