In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
