hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
id be glad to
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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