We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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