puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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