To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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