Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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