I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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