Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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