We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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