I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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