he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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