I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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