perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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