i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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