is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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