He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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