so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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