I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You are a genius and a whore.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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