just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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