it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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