I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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