He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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