Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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