she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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