call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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