What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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