Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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