last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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