It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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