The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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