Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
