Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's never too late to be topless.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
