you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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