Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My first STD was from a foam party
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
