yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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