I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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