you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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