so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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