Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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