I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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