no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize