The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
my liver is dry heaving
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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