Yo dont text me then not text me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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