No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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