so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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