i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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