So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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